Terms and conditions
This is my project, and I make no promises at all, even though you're paying. I'm not even
promising I'll host your images. I don't believe in stealing your money or compromising your
privacy, but even those aren't promises either.
You're here because IMGZ is new and exciting and unlike any other service you've
used before. It's mysterious and alluring, and maybe it slaps you a bit from time to time, but it
doesn't really mean it, deep down you know it loves you and if only you weren't such an annoying
user, it wouldn't have to do that.
If you want a safe and predictable image hosting service, go to Imgur, with its nine-to-five job and
its selling of what shape dicks you like to the highest bidder. Did you know you can't even upload
images to Imgur any more? No, it's all "make a post" now and "get on the front page" and whatever
else social crap they have, I don't know, I don't use it.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, domestic violence metaphors. Get an account, pay some money, host some
images. It's great. When your friends ask, you'll be able to say "yes, I had an
IMGZ account before it was cool". We're lowering the temperature by one degree
a month, so it'll eventually be true.
So yeah, get an account, it's cheap and you'll love it.
Just don't get on my nerves.