This is my project, and I make no promises at all, even though you're paying. I'm not even promising I'll host your images. I don't believe in stealing your money or compromising your privacy, but even those aren't promises either.
You're here because IMGZ is new and exciting and unlike any other service you've used before. It's mysterious and alluring, and maybe it slaps you a bit from time to time, but it doesn't really mean it, deep down you know it loves you and if only you weren't such an annoying user, it wouldn't have to do that.
If you want a safe and predictable image hosting service, go to Imgur, with its nine-to-five job and its selling of what shape dicks you like to the highest bidder. Did you know you can't even upload images to Imgur any more? No, it's all "make a post" now and "get on the front page" and whatever else social crap they have, I don't know, I don't use it.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, domestic violence metaphors. Get an account, pay some money, host some images. It's great. When your friends ask, you'll be able to say "yes, I had an IMGZ account before it was cool". We're lowering the temperature by one degree a month, so it'll eventually be true.
So yeah, get an account, it's cheap and you'll love it.
Just don't get on my nerves.
